Why I Built My Own Goddamn Link Shortener

A successful DIY musician (I'm told) isn't easily distracted.  By contrast, a DIY musician - note missing adjective - chases all manner of butterflies down all manner of rabbit-shaped holes.  As evidence, I spent yet another weekend building something arguably fabulous, though it bears no resemblance to music or anything musical.  It's a URL shortener.  "Tada!"